My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over, and nobody was home.
Your girlfriend is a troll.
We're horrible.
Me: You know two of the retarded kids at our school date?
Kelsey: Yeah, they probably hate each other.
Me: Lol why
Kelsey: 'Cause they're both to stupid to date other people. NO ONE WILLINGLY DATES A RETARD.
This is the worst post ever. How terrible of a person to make fun of someone with a mental disablility. They can't help the way they are. If they make eachother happy, STFU. Get a boyfriend.
